Palmetto, Jessamine, AND Cat Print Hawaiian Button-Down Shirt for Seductively Skanky Summer Vibes V2 (TARIFF EDITION)

Description

NOTE: I had to rework this shirt because we, as a country, decided to elect an abject moron to lead us. Said moron decided to start a trade war and impose tariffs and I am in fact salty about it. To be clear: A tariff is a tax on imports. It is a TAX. Paid by us to the American government. The orange, biscuit-titted, septagenarian moron we elected raised taxes, because that helps citizens and small businesses? Now all my items cost twice as much and some are no longer available because someone didn’t stay awake in Econ 101? OK. I’m done. /rant

Elevate your summer wardrobe with this vibrant Hawaiian Shirt, perfect for those sunny “low hanger” days. The playful floral design combined with vicious felines brings a cheerful but dangerous vibe, making it an ideal choice for beach outings, casual barbecues, or laid-back gatherings with friends and frenemies. The design incorporates real, cage-free, 86% organic cats, along with palmetto trees and yellow jessamine to bring a little South Carolina to your wardrobe. While our legislature and congressional delegation may be backwards AF, some of us are kind of alright. This shirt is tailor-made for those who appreciate unique style and comfort, making it a great gift for cat lovers, meat lovers, ornithologists, and erotic fan fiction enthusiasts alike. Perfect for tropical vacations, pool parties, or just rubbing a dry rub into your meat perhaps a little too tenderly, this shirt doesn’t just make a fashion statement; it creates a joyful atmosphere wherever you go. 

Product features

– Flowy breathable design, perfect for any casual setting.
– Structured collar and placket for a polished look. What is a placket? Google it. You are almost certainly on some sort of device that has that capability. 
– Material blend of 97% polyester and 3% spandex for comfort.
– Available with matching black or white button options.

Care instructions
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not bleach
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)